abandon all hope, you who enter here.
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
my tumblr may be considered ~offensive~ to many, view at your jimmies' risk.
(chances are, they will be rustled)
~ Sunday, June 3 ~
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
milesjai:
Dramatic reading gone terribly wrong.
well.
(Source: ac0rn)
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mercerism:
let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the pokedex entries for ghost pokemon.
haunter

gengar

banette

shedinja

misdreavus

sableye

dusclops

dusknoir

drifloon

spiritomb

lampent

chandelure

yamask

cofagrigus

*bonus: mummification process
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gradies:
if i could fall
into the sky
do you think i
would still get wi fi
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~ Friday, June 1 ~
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~ Thursday, May 31 ~
pharcydes:
Serious question.
How do blind people know if they’re straight or gay?
I figure a big part of sexual orientation is being physically attracted to a specific gender but what if you can’t see what a wiener or vajayjay is what do they do?
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~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
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